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Graduation is, supposedly, the happiest day of your life so far - you are finally FREE. However, soon it dawns on you that this newly gained freedom isn't exactly a glorious feeling; for now, you are even more confused and lost than before. And that, younglings, is the price you pay for being an adult capable of enjoying your freedoms. But, worry not, you get used to this feeling, so for now, let's just maybe enjoy the last day of your twelve-year sentence. Now it is time to leave your mark for generations to come in your grade's graduation album, something very profound to be remembered by. A smart quote peppered with top-notch humor and a bit of your own soul shining through. Something perhaps out of the repertoire of Dory the fish from Finding Nemo, or even better - a SpongeBob quote should bear the exact right amount of importance to make that everlasting mark of yours. We understand that you are too weary of doing research of your own for that golden quote, so, just like a good friend would, we are offering you a helping hand with our list of funny senior quotes for you to choose from!
So, from famous quotes that came from the mouths of cartoon characters to some actually smart ones from historical people - we bet you'll find the exact right words to scribble under your picture of you grinning your cheeks off your face. And this terrific photo paired with a cool quote is sure to win any yearbook ever!
Right, now it is time for you to scroll on down below and check out our selection of the best yearbook quotes ever. Some of them might sound familiar to you, but don't worry - that's just because they came from some very cool character or a person and not some internet meme. We've all learned that internet fads are never here to stay, so if you put something along the lines of My Money Don't Jiggle today, it will seem embarrassing tomorrow. Better stick to the stuff tested by time, like a quote from Monty Python or something. Oh, and don't forget to give your vote for the funniest quotes and share this article with your similarly fated fellows!
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#1
“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.”
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Barry 36 Barry 36 Community Member
Let me down slowly
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“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
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This... is strangely good.
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“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”
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James016 James016 Community Member Follow
Words to live by
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#4
“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”
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And yes, we do have a sense of humor.
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#5
“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”
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"We don't need Friends when I have you"
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“When life shuts a door, open it back up. That's how doors work.“
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Then shut it again
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#7
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”
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Zophra Zophra Community Member Follow
No, this is teaching high school...
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#8
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
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Genius
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"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."
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I love how chaotic this one sentence is
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#10
“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” – Omotola Omotinugbon
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Same dude, same!
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#11
“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
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wIkIPeAdiA iS'Nt a TrUStEd SoUrCe tHo
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“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru”
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I counted, it's accurate 😂
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"I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways."
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Barry 36 Barry 36 Community Member
As a fast walker, I approve this message.
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#14
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
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Plankton!
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#15
“It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”
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Hold up-
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#16
“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
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This is your captain speaking, to your left is the detention room
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#17
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
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Same. So same.
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#18
“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
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Yes we do :)
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#19
“Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”
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Flying too close to the sun
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#20
“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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Chandler!
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#21
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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Not limited edition...one of a kind
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#22
“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.”
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life hacks 101
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#23
“You can always retake a class but you can’t relive a party.”
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This man is going places
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#24
"That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
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We are not in this together
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#25
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
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That's why I'm a carnivore. I hate it when the chickens poop on me.
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#26
“I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.”
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Monk3 Monk3 Community Member Follow
Rehehehehe
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#27
“No, Xenia, your senior quote can’t be ‘fries before guys.'”- Dad.” – Xenia Chon
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There is one missing " at the beginning. It hurts.
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#28
"I've been a Ho my whole life." – Michelle Ho
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Ho's before bros!
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#29
“Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter.”
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Congrats you got a snort laugh
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#30
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
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me :)
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#31
“Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord
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Watch him be straight tho
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#32
"If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
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Save file as "pickup line"
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#33
“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.”
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This needs to be a bit higher!
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#34
“Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain and that’s where the crappy ideas come from.”
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Random Guy Random Guy Community Member Follow
This is the reason i shove precious metals up my bum to get golden ideas! genius
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#35
“You went to high school, I went to school high.”
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you sneaky little-
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#36
"I am not Amith. I am a legend." – Amith Mandavilli
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A classic
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#37
“Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”
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My dad wrote me something like this in the 25th birthday card....
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#38
“So heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I'm bad at everything.“
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hahahaha this actually made me laugh instead of aggressively exhale out of my nose
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#39
"I want abs... olutely all the pasta and breadsticks."
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Raven Sheridan Raven Sheridan Community Member Follow
Priorities. 😏
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“I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”
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Trophy Husband Trophy Husband Community Member
Yay, dad jokes!
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“If the world is my oyster, then I must have an allergy to shellfish.”
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Barry 36 Barry 36 Community Member
I mean life's not a party without having to go to the hospital, am I right? No
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#42
“See kids? I told you I was good looking in high school.”
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Frosty 🇺🇦 Frosty 🇺🇦 Community Member Follow
thinking ahead
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#43
“The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareeksh*t Ravi
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ha ha i was concerned for a second
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#44
"No, I did not have a farm." - Joe McDonald
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E, I, E, I, O... also A, U and sometimes Y
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“I like my coffee like I like my women, I don’t like coffee.”
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Jude Fire Jude Fire Community Member Follow
Nice
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#46
“If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”
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Hehe
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#47
“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
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OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS
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"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!"
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Chris Dev Chris Dev Community Member Follow
And the curbs for keeping me on the street when driving.
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“I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.“
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*cringes*
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“When I die, I want my ashes to be pressed into a smokey eye shadow pallet. Thanks.”
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Emphasis on the smoky part right?
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My senior year, I was in a very severe car accident (5 broken bones in one leg and a lifeline to the nearest trauma center) that left me in a wheelchair for a few months, then crutches for a few months, then a boot (crutches on and off) for a few months, then finally a brace for a few months. I had crashed my car into a tree by swerving to avoid a deer. It became a joke among my family and close friends to say "hit the deer!" whenever i started driving again. My senior quote said "if given the choice between a tree and a deer, hit the deer."
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Someone's let the toddlers loose again I see.
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My friend who's a lesbian said that her yearbook quote would be “mmmmm... women...” 😂
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My senior year, I was in a very severe car accident (5 broken bones in one leg and a lifeline to the nearest trauma center) that left me in a wheelchair for a few months, then crutches for a few months, then a boot (crutches on and off) for a few months, then finally a brace for a few months. I had crashed my car into a tree by swerving to avoid a deer. It became a joke among my family and close friends to say "hit the deer!" whenever i started driving again. My senior quote said "if given the choice between a tree and a deer, hit the deer."
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Someone's let the toddlers loose again I see.
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My friend who's a lesbian said that her yearbook quote would be “mmmmm... women...” 😂
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